Did You Know Alexander the Great Wept? MLK Cried? George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, President Eisenhower?

The issues and events that brings tears to Boehner's eyes doesn't even put him in the same universe with Jesus crying, since you are using Jesus as an example. It's not the fact that Boehner cries that makes you want to slap him, it's "what" he cries about compared to "what" he does "not" cry about. That's the issue that makes him look fake. It makes him look and sound disingenuous.